Welkommen to the space behind my eyes, the thoughts and musings, the ruptured programs, the fractured koans and tangential wanderings of a life translated into text. This is the mentality of the Smurphe, who is; Queer Arsed Faggot, Whore, Artist, devotee of the Orange Free Church, Free Spirit, follower of the Prince of Bleeding Flowers, Smurf-lad, likely-lad, Archetypal Boy.